This Swagstakes Doesn’t Suck
Well, maybe it does, but only because it’s supposed to. Did you know that 11 Swag Bucks is all it takes to enter the limited time Swagstakes for the Hoover Upright Wind Tunnel Vacuum Cleaner? Behold the mighty cleaning awesomeness! Marvel at the flashing lights! Ogle a vacuum that KNOWS which parts of your floor are dirty! Enter now, because this Swagstakes ends at Noon PDT TOMORROW!!!
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