Humor Me Timbers
Cap’t Woof pillaged some jokes for ye tiny pirates. Be sure he’s no scallyWAG, one of the answers to the jokes beneath be a Swag Code for 3 doubloons for ye bounty ‘ore 2:30 West o’ the isle.
When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?
When it’s on sail!
What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
A Pumpkin Patch!
Why does a pirate take so long to learn the alphabet?
Because he always gets stuck at “c”
What is a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?A buck an ear! OR Buccaneer
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?