Humor Me Timbers

by TSG on Thu, September 19th, 2013 at 12:55 pm

 

Cap’t Woof pillaged some jokes for ye tiny pirates.  Be sure he’s no scallyWAG, one of the answers to the jokes beneath be a Swag Code for 3 doubloons for ye bounty ‘ore 2:30 West o’ the isle. 

When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?
When it’s on sail!

What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
A Pumpkin Patch!

Why does a pirate take so long to learn the alphabet?
Because he always gets stuck at “c”

What is a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrr

How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear! OR Buccaneer

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!     
What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A PieRat!     

-TSG
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