Swaganigans: Trash Bags with a 2500 SB Grand Prize!

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“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”

Nowhere is this more evident than the internet and the internet’s largest repository for people’s old used junk is without a doubt eBay. We’ve all browsed eBay before, and some of us have even bought items (I’ll hide my shame now). Hopefully you shopped on eBay with Swagbucks and earned 1 SB for every dollar you spent though.

That brings us to this week’s Swaganigans:

We’ve done this before but we want you to do it again. Write a more impressively sarcastic creative “description” for any of the items below listed on eBay. If you need some help check out this link for inspiration. We realize most of these are reviews, it’s just the tone we are looking for.

And without further adieu the items:

WWE Mini Smackdown Tag Team Title Replica Belt WWF ECW

Underwater Action Diver Hunter Treasure Chest Ornament Aquarium Fish Tank

2012 New Year’s Party Sunglasses Novelty Glitter Plastic Fiesta Glasses Colors

Baumgartens Stringly Stress Ball, 3in Diamter, Rubber, Assorted, New

Purell Instant Hand Sanitizer with Aloe, 2 oz Bottles Without Pump – 6 Pack

Lastly, since we’re on the subject of people’s trash check out this great offer currently being featured on Swagbucks. When you buy Hefty Trash Bags at Walmart (come on, we all buy trash bags) you’ll earn 400 SB. Purchase 2 or more packs of Hefty Trash Bags and you’ll earn a $10 Walmart gift card. It’s easy. For all the details click here.

First time here? Have no idea what’s going on. Don’t worry. This post will answer all your questions.

Prizes

Grand Prize gets 2,500 SB. Second Place gets 1500 SB. Other runners up get 1000 SB. And the submission with the most likes gets 500 SB.  Honorable mentions, if any, will receive 10 SB.  Any members that gets posted are immediately entered into the select group club of “Swagglers” all of whom are competing for the coveted Swaggler of the Year (i.e the member who gets posted the most). I hope the evilscotsman is keeping track?

Guidelines

Winners will  be selected on the basis of  humor, wit, wisdom, cleverness and originality. Write your entries in the comments below. 11 entries max. Please include your Swagname, city & state at the end of each entry. Entries must be posted on or before Sunday, September 6th at 11:59pm (in whatever time zone you happen to be in). Judges reserve the right to alter entries for taste, humor or appropriateness. No purchase necessary. Employees of Prodege LLC and members of their immediate families are not eligible for prizes. All gift card prizes are paid out in SB points. To get SB points you must be a member of Swagbucks. If you are not yet a member of Swagbucks that’s ok, no one is perfect. But you can redeem yourself by joining here.

For information on Swaganigans rules and ultimate purpose click here.

Now it’s time to hand things over to the esteemed Prof Jockey to round up last week’s team names.

LAST WEEK’S WINNERS

Last week we asked you to create team name’s for The Swaggodore’s fantasy football team.

The submission with the Most Votes and Winner of 500 SB

The nCraver Ravers (BattyJanice, Pittsburgh, PA)

Second Place Winner of 1500 SB

PsychoForThreeCents: We will have our Swag Code, and we willhave it NOW! (BattyJanice, Pittsburgh, PA)

Grand Prize Winner of 2500 SB

Disqualified White Females from Ohio (Zabeeba23, Toledo,OH)

Runners Up (1000 SB each)

The SB BSers: We talk trash like no one else. “You couldn’t answer your way out of a survey about the color of the sky!” (SBtnk, Virginia Beach, VA)

The Laptop Guys: Our entire season takes place in Jun – you have to hurry before they disappear! (GlennJ, Arlington, TX)

The Angry Swagcode Msispellers: They will shout and scream before they realise they got the call wrong (Rumble1980, Southampton, UK)

Honorable Mentions (10 SB each)

The Extra Points: because your always going for extra points when your going pass your daily goal at swagbucks (danhere, Westchester, IL)

Swagbucks Shop ‘Til You Drop Kickers (creeativeforce, Vienna, VA)

The Swaganigans Never Winners: Please, Swaggodore, trade me to a winning team! (howelled, Waldorf, MD)

The Longest Surveys (The Longest Yard) (suzietable, Mechanicsville, MD)

IN CONCLUSION

Follow @Swaggodore and @ProfessorJockey on Twitter and tweet at them. We’re not paying them to sit around and do nothing. In fact, we don’t pay them at all!  Now go challenge yourself!

-Professor Jockey and his horse Correct Answer

-Lady Elocin de Vieux Carre
Picture of the Swaggodore

– The Swaggodore