So yesterday I posted a video of two adorable twin babies having what appears to be a very important conversation. The only problem is, they’re speaking in a top secret baby language, and we can’t understand what they’re saying. That’s why I left it up to you guys to come up with the translation of this meeting. After almost 600 comments, I chose my 10 favorite who will each receive 20 Swag Bucks.
Baby1:Hey mom says we are gonna be famous
Baby2:You know what that means
Baby1:Yeah we can finally get clothes
Baby2:No more 3socks for a dollar deals for us
Baby1:Yeah we moving up in this world
Baby2:From payless to walmart ah yeah I can feel the warmth of 2 socks all ready
B1 Yo my ninja! Did u see Beyonce’s “All The Single Ladies Video”? That right there was off the chain.
B2 Yeah of course ive seen it. The dancing was off the chain.
B1 I know I tried learning the moves. Watch me cause i’m pretty sure ive got them down
B2 Naw thats not how you do it. You need to put your hand out like this and show that there is not ring on your finger. Then you gotta kick out like this.
B1 You trippin. There isn’t no hand thing. Get outta here
B2 Ya huh there is. Go back and watch it
B1 Not uh. you’re so off
B2 Hah. You’re a funny guy.
B1 You think your so good, you show me
B2 Ok i will watch closely. You gotta get up on this railing see and gotta get your leg up like this.
B1 You know what just forget ok
Baby 1: Geez mom is taping us again, we should give her a show.
Baby 2: Yeah lets keep saying dada, you know how she hates that we don’t say mama.
Baby 1: That should really drive her batty. All the work and no credit.
Baby 2: Oh and if we keep saying this and being cute, this video might go viral and we’ll be famous.
Baby 1: Then she can’t say no when we ask for some clothes. I am tired of being naked in these videos.
Baby 2: I just want a second sock man, I’m not expecting miracles.
Did you see Dancing with the Stars last night? I wanna be a contestant!
I don’t think you could be!
Man, I sure could, notice these feet and how high I can kick!
I can kick as high as you and have good balance! Watch how I do the shuffle step!
No, I’m better! Hey man! Get outta my face! With all that arm waving, you’ld make a better judge than a contestant! I’m gonna practice stretching on this nifty ballet bar on the fridge, and I can almost see my cute face in the fridge door!
Ha! We’ll let Mom tell us who is better!
It’s Not a Laughing matter . You want an Oscar ?? Stop laughing and dance until your toes bleed . Natalie Portman learned to Pirouette , you can too . You get your sock when we get YouTube fame !!
I bring home the bacon and earned those swagbucks to afford anything but creamed corn to eat again for the fourth time this week.
but the grocery store had creamed corn on sale and I had a coupon.
Did you lose you sock over trying to fight for the creamed corn.
You won’t believe the sale.
Baby on the left: Yo mamma’s so big she had to iron her clothes on the driveway!
Baby on the right: Well, yo mamma’s so big she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
(Baby laughs) No, no, no (waving hand in air) Yo mamma’s so big when her beeper went off they thought she was backing up.
Baby on the left: Yo mamma’s so big we jog around her for exercise.
(Baby laughs) Baby on the right: Talk to the hand. (puts hand in face)
Baby on the left: Wait, wait, wait (waving hand in air) where is your mamma?
Baby on the right: Over there.
Baby on the left turns around. Says: Oh, wait. Don’t we have the same mamma?
“I thought we agreed! We weren’t BOTH going to show up in diapers. You always do this!”
“Whatever! I’m clearly wearing only one sock, which not only boosts my laid-back image…but it sets our outfits apart! I’m the laid-back twin, you’re the uptight paranoid one. It’s our formula!”
*heated argument ensues*
Highlights include accusations of disproportionate crying in desperate attempt for parents’ attention, and shaving of head to maintain mirrored baldness.
Baby #1=the one holding onto the fridge
Baby #2=the other one : )
Baby #2: What are you doing twin, you look crazy!
Baby #1: What am I doing? I’m practicing the sacred art of KARATE!
#2: That’s nonsense! You’re a baby! I wave my hand at you!
#1: I will be a black belt by the age of two! What will you have accomplished?!
#2: Well, look, I can squat!
#1: Squat?! That’s it? I have almost mastered the crane, look how I artfully stand on one leg and kick at you!
#2: Nonsense! Nonsense I tell you! You’re a freaking baby! You only get less flexible from here on out! [waves hand in frustration]
#1: Whatever, you don’t have to appreciate it, I need to keep practicing my karate.
#2: [looks to the camera] Camera, are you seeing this? My twin is ridiculous!
Baby 1: So I met this cute girl at the sandbox yesterday.
Baby 2: Really?
Baby 1: Yeah, I offered her a share of my fruit cup, but she wasn’t having it.
Baby 2: Stop it! LOL! She dissed you?
Baby 1: Yep, and not only that she said she doesn’t like eating at the sandbox…??? I mean who doesn’t like eating at the sandbox???
Baby 2: LOL!!! Let it go, man! LOL!!!
Baby 1: No, it just really gets my goat, ya know…she could have at least told me she was dating a an older dude in kindergarten, I mean, respect, ya know…
Baby 2: LOL, I know man… I know.
A job well done by everyone. Congratulations to our winners – enjoy your 20 Swag Bucks!